♔♣•SWAG MASTA•♔♣



Ask me anything  


Reblogged from yasmaynee

Wait, hold up…

sorryniallatethisurl:

eatmehaz:

legalizelarrylove:

horanhasmyheart:

the-curls-get-girls:

yasmaynee:

 IS SHE?

OMG!!! LMAO!!! YES SHE IS!!!!!!!

And that is how it’s done.

GIRL YOU CLEVER

and we’re not commenting on the fact that she’s wearing an AMERICAN FLAG ONESIE because…?

And he’s al like “cool, just keep walking”


well done..

(via spoonsmirrorscurlspotato)


Reblogged from officialdirectioners

Directioners! Remember the moment when Niall got braces or when Lou turned 20? The night Harry slept at Caroline’s or when Liam introduced us to Andy? All the days spent waiting for a new song to be released or wondering when they would upload a new video? Remember the worry of missing their documentary and the joy of seeing them win a Brit? Think of all those times when somebody insulted them and we would come together and put a stop to it. All those times when Narnian fans would stay up all night and the UK fans would livestream stuff to them. I miss these things. I miss everything the 1D family used to be. Yeah, I still have these memories but I want more. I don’t want to just accept the fact that we hate each other or that nothing will be the same again. Do you want to fangirl alone? Or do you want to go back to the times when you could connect to a complete stranger over the love you shared for One Direction? No matter who joins the fandom, or what we end up going through, Directioners need to stick together. Remember what Liam said? They need us and lets face it, we need them too. We might be different in a million ways, but 1D ties us together. Even if you leave the fandom, you’ll always remember your time here. So please, don’t let our family crumble, help build it again. We’ll come back, deadlier than ever!

assdirection:

nothings-fine-im—torn:

(Source: officialdirectioners, via spoonsmirrorscurlspotato)



Reblogged from batfaggery
The Epic Humor: How To Say Tumblr

theepichumor:

How to say Tumblr like an Australian.

STEP ONE

  • Tum

STEP TWO

  • BLARH

How to say Tumblr like an American.

STEP ONE

  • Tum

STEP TWO

  • Bler

How to say Tumblr like a Filipino.

STEP ONE

  • Tamb

STEP TWO

  • ler

How to say Tumblr in Chinese.

STEP ONE

  • Ching

STEP TWO

  • Chong

How to…

(Source: batfaggery)


Reblogged from shawnadams

(Source: shawnadams, via pandacolouredlollipops)


Reblogged from paulhigga-thebabysitta

In other news

paulhigga-thebabysitta:

Troy Bolton was spotted at the airport with One Direction

(via curlsandglassesandsexyaccents)


Reblogged from darcysmum

One Direction at the airport today

  • Harry: Hey guys I have an idea lets make ovaries explode even more than usual today how does that sound?
  • Niall: Okay cool let me just sex myself up a bit so I look like a combination of Jesus and Jesus okay cool wait no let me bring a guitar too bitches love guitars okay cool
  • Liam: Okay I'm going to dress like Troy Bolton from High School Musical because everyone loves High School Musical okay and I'll be all cute and sign autographs and yeah okay good
  • Louis: For me I'll just wear a beanie because that makes the girls crazy okay yeah and oh I'll hug my girlfriend and be all cute and make sure everyone gets pictures so they wont know I'm gay okay yeah that'll throw em off
  • Harry: I'm just gonna shake my hair out and make myself look like a sex god oh wait I do that every day okay well I guess I dont have to do anything more now do I?
  • Zayn: And I've got a baby
  • Harry: Okay cool lets go

Reblogged from louisismydirection
hornyhornyharry: i spy a diva fixing his hair in the mirror

hornyhornyharry:

i spy a diva fixing his hair in the mirror

(Source: louisismydirection, via curlsandglassesandsexyaccents)


Reblogged from hug-me-h0ran

Paul on a plane.

  • Paul: Come on guys, this way
  • Liam: Coming Paul!
  • Paul: Where's Niall?
  • Liam: Me no no
  • Paul: Oh God, not again.. HARRY, GET YOUR SHIRT BACK ON NOW.
  • Harry: But my nipples need to breathe
  • Louis: They'll need to breathe when I'm done with them
  • Paul: LOUIS!
  • Niall: Paul, I'm here
  • Paul: Ok Niall... Where's Zayn?
  • Liam: Me no no
  • *2 hours into the flight*
  • Liam: I bet Buzz Lightyear could get us there faster
  • Harry: Paul, can I buy a plane?
  • Paul: You can' drive a plane
  • Louis: But you can drive me
  • Paul: LOUIS GET YOUR HANDS OFF HARRY
  • Zayn: *to the Air Hostess* Where can I buy a mirror?
  • AH: We don't sell them sorry
  • Zayn: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
  • Paul: ZAYN CALM DOWN
  • Liam: Need. To. Do. Twitcam. No Wifi.
  • Harry: Paul... I flushed my underwear down the toilet
  • Paul: YOU DID WHAT? HARRY STOP SWAYING
  • Niall: The aeroplane food is crap, I want Nandos!
  • Paul: ZAYN PUT YOUR SEAT BELT BACK ON
  • Paul: LIAM STOP CRYING THAT THERE'S NO WIFI
  • Paul: NIALL, THE BLANKET ISN'T CHICKEN
  • Pilot: Excuse me, there has been some complaints from some passengers, can the boy with curly hair put his underwear back on?
  • Paul: *to himself* these homosexuals are gonna get me killed one day.


Reblogged from eirenefromearth
  • Me: Baby, I'm home..
  • ...
  • ...
  • ...
  • Me: Oh, I forgot. He's making a new album.


Reblogged from fuckyeahzarry

(Source: fuckyeahzarry, via pandacolouredlollipops)


Reblogged from iwannalaybesidelou

hungryforh0ran:

omfg.

(Source: iwannalaybesidelou, via pandacolouredlollipops)


Reblogged from zialls

(Source: zialls, via pandacolouredlollipops)


Reblogged from palekings
braziliandirectioners: i’m crying liam what is wrong with you it’s okay liam we’ll get through this together

braziliandirectioners:

i’m crying liam what is wrong with you

it’s okay liam we’ll get through this together

(Source: palekings, via pandacolouredlollipops)


Reblogged from 1directioniwantyousodesperately

(Source: 1directioniwantyousodesperately, via harrystylesthatisall)


Reblogged from onedirectionhealstheheart
  • Brain: im going to marry one direction someday
  • Heart: im going to marry one direction someday
  • Face: lol how about no